- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: *Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset.*
I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.
One thing I’ve noticed about a lot of the swimmers is that a bunch of them have really cute nails/nail polish designs.
You’d think the chlorine/being in the water a lot would fuck up their nails.
I wonder what top coat they use.
Since when do they play Daria on MTV in the mornings…I LOVE this!!