My [Awkward] Life As Liz

August 2012

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• Doctor: Are you sexually active?
• Me: *Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset.*

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#i always think about krist while i'm standing on escalators

You're so... horny

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I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.

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#furby #pink #cute #captain morgan #fuzzy navel #alcohol #beach

July 2012

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One thing I’ve noticed about a lot of the swimmers is that a bunch of them have really cute nails/nail polish designs.

You’d think the chlorine/being in the water a lot would fuck up their nails.

I wonder what top coat they use.

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Since when do they play Daria on MTV in the mornings…I LOVE this!!

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#andrew rannells #lena dunham #gif #all adventurous women do #hannah horvath #elijah krantz

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#if k-stew had ceated on rob with emile hirsch....i'd understand that

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