July 2012
I’m waiting for my dad to be done watching baseball so I can go watch documentaries on Netflix in the family room in my underwear and be super informed about stuff.
i want to punch you in the mouth with my lips
plot twist: he’s actually having a gay affair with Jake from State Farm.
June 2012
Leeds United
Amanda Palmer
Amanda Palmer | Leeds United
Who needs love
when there’s Law and Order?
Who needs love
when there’s Southern Comfort?
Who needs love when the sandwitches are wicked
and they know you at the Mac Store?
Someday I will tell my children of the days when there were no commercials on youtube, and they will not believe me.
how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works
“I can love the same man in the same bed in the same city
But not in the same room, it’s a pity” —Left Alone - Fiona Apple
But not in the same room, it’s a pity” —Left Alone - Fiona Apple
