everyone’s facebook status right now is “can we pretend like airplanes in the nigt sky are like shooting stars, i could really use a wish right now.” They’re cool lyrics, but its getting a little cliche now.
Today I realized that I will never grow up. I stopped twice today while walking to class to blow on dandelions. I can never imagine not doing that. Lol.
There are more prostitutes in the world than Canadians…really makes you think, huh? You could probably make a whole country just made up of whores.
- Donnie: You are such a fuckass.
- Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck.
- Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?