I’m watching Beautiful Creatures and it’s an okay movie but the two main actors have awesome chemistry and make and adorable couple which makes me squeal on the inside and gives me feelings. Gah, movie couples who are up against the world are my favorite.
Millionaire Matchmaker is my ultimate guilty pleasure.
Sometimes I get sad because my butt is nothing to write home about and all anyone cares about is butts anymore, which I totally get because butts are awesome but still… I just wanna be in the Nice Butt Club :(
tissuebox: Why is it that I have such a hard time flirting w/ ppl I’m actually interested in but I flirt w/ ppl I’m not interested in all the time?????
darrynek: why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud
wartortles: sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know
You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
bookmad: who spends an unreasonable amount of money on new books when they already have dozens of unread books at home me the answer is always me
I’m reading the first compendium of the Walking Dead comic book and watching Warm Bodies, so it’s zombies on zombies.
Ty Pennington can build a house in a fucking week, my dad has been remodeling the bathroom for 2 months and it’s still just walls. No tile, no tub, no toilet, no sink, no vanity, no nothing. Okay maybe that’s not fair. He’s been working like 14 hours a day this week because he has a deadline. Which is slightly longer than he normally works. Aaaaand that is why I never wanted to...
rnackenzie: hey i used to be uglier believe it or not
if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock
I really want to make frozen chocolate covered bananas to eat while I watch the new Arrested Development on Sunday. Looking up recipes now.
[[MORE]]i have an immense need to, like, at least touch a dick, you don’t understand.
dashaenka: im pretty sure id have a boner all the time if i had a dick
borles: fuck this fucking level of candy crush: a memoir