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walkingwithdragons:

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

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i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

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snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

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Talking about sex in general seems to be a little weird for a lot of people, but the more you talk about it, the less awkward it gets. A little weird probably won’t hurt you, but a huge lack of communication might.

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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

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brozoinks:

i love how “lmao” has evolved over the years from a genuine expression of mirth to the modern symbol of wet, unemphatic amusement; the mere ghost of an emotion, reflecting the journey of modern youth from innocent naievete to hardened apathy lmao

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foodfuckery:

Cheddar Bacon Stuffed Pretzel Buns

Recipe

the-gameissomething:

do you ever feel like you’re just sort of 

there

like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone

like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything

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