It’s like I can’t believe I’m all alone but also it makes perfect sense

'In a society where all adventure has been destroyed, the only adventure left is to destroy that society.'

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i still get emails about ordering graduation pictures and that was almost a year ago -_-

you know that one friend you have who is just a perfect beautiful angel and the nicest, most amazing person and just so thoughtful and great, i love that friend <3


Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

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Wasted Rita

The bathroom paper towel machine motion sensor failing to react to me does nothing for my self esteem.


You imagine what you desire

  • how to finger a girl: put your tongue in it.

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*Writes your dick a bad Yelp review*

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I just ate my weight in Mac and cheese holy shit