Sometimes I get a little Drunk Uncle and I’m like, “I’m sorry I wasn’t the prom cheerleader queen. I’m sorry I wasn’t miss looks-good-in-a-crop-top. That’s not me, that ain’t me.”
don’t compare yourself to others bc that’s truly how u fuck urself up
I’ll never be skinny hot girl, that just ain’t me, which is why I won’t count on the Brazilian…not now, not never.
I wanna have sex but I don’t wanna have sex in a gross dorm suite bathroom and that’s like my only option so everything sucks
I get wine drunk and I think nice thoughts like “my legs are perfect” not because they’re skinny or muscular or ideal in any way, but because they’re mine.
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
*25. definitely 25*
My name is Elizabeth Something-Italian and I am addicted to House Hunters.
Fuck it I’m totally masturbating I can’t give that shit up for lent I’m too wine drunk for this shit
This sex scene in Girls is hilarious/it’s also turning me on a lot.