Being single would be a whole lot awesomer if I were using this freedom to its fullest capacity but I’m not.

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

(via ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum)

I’m sorry it’s just astounding to me that people can be happy together. To not ever experience that yourself but know it exists is a very strange thing.

I’ve been drinking if you can’t tell.

The concept of significant others is so strange to me

Like, you find a person you like and they like you back???????? And things just work out???????? And this is a regular occurrence in life??????? How?????????????

i know god loves me cuz i wont have my period when i go on vacation

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(via lighthouseinajar)

These sunburned lips feel almost like after you’ve been making out for a long ass time

emojis are great cuz when you have nothing to say you just send a bunch of those

I just wanted to see Obvious Child but don’t think it played anywhere near me

(via mydick-biggerthanabridge)

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coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

(via ruinedchildhood)

I think my lips got sunburnt at the beach today cuz they’re all tingly

amywinehousedevotee:

Amy by Terry Richardson

(via gwenstefanee)

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

(via lighthouseinajar)